I sound my barbaric YAWP over the rooftops of the world.
-Walt Whitman



taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure


simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.

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(Source: relaxsmilebreathe)

God dammit feelings I don’t fucking want you I want to make out with someone for like 6 hours and maybe put my hands down some pants alright so go the fuck away feelings