I sound my barbaric YAWP over the rooftops of the world.
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
simple tips to gain my friendship
- have a dog
- show me pictures of your dog
- invite me over to pet your dog
- be a dog
God dammit feelings I don’t fucking want you I want to make out with someone for like 6 hours and maybe put my hands down some pants alright so go the fuck away feelings